Saturday, March 21, 2009

whaaat?!?

yay. guess who had a date tonight... that's right it was me... oh wait, it totally sucked balls. let me start at the beginning for you. so i joined an LDS dating site because i didn't know how else i was going to meet anyone, i've made a "connection" (whatever that means) with several good guys, one who i really like but he isn't ready for anything serious right now and i'm not positive that i am either so i decided to just go on dates, i thought maybe i should say yes to whoever asked, it's a good way to get to know people. so fast forward to this week i started talking to a guy we'll call nathan (cuz that's what he said his name was) we talked a little bit, i liked his pictures he liked ine ( i know the whole internet dating thing is silly and kind of weird) so we decided to hang out this weekend. thursday morning i told him i would know by the end of the day what night i could hang out and he said he was fine for either one. so thursday night i say, "what about tomorrow night" and he says "oh i can't" i say "oh, um, i thought you were free both nights" he says " well i made plans with my friends to go to the driving range but i'll cancel, i cant go out anyway (weirdo alert #1)" i say "huh? well don't cancel your plans, especially if you can't hang out" he says" it's ok just come to my house, we'll make dinner and watch a movie (sweet and romantic or weirdo alert #2) so i said ok and plans were made, well friday at work i'm of course telling all the girls i'm going on a date and showing his pictures off when i realize that the four pictures he has kind of look different from each other, and wait this guy is only 5'6" but whatev... so the end of the work day rolls around and i'm just not feeling all that jazzed up about going but like i said i wasn't going to turn down an offer for a night out, or in this case a night in. so i go to his house knock on the door, he opens it and i don't recognize the guy, i freaked a little but he clearly recognized me, so i just went inside. we get inside and i really don't know who this guy is, he has a cross eye, his hairs all a mess, he has no shoes on, sick(he looks nothing like the pictures from his profile) ... he says to me" go ahead and look and the fridge and decide what we should make for dinner" i'm thinking excuse the crap out of me... i tell him " oh no it's ok you go on ahead" so he tries to be all romantical and hold my hand. i'm like whoa buddy calm down there stallion, or in his case Shetland pony, the night got weirder and weirder and i was so uncomfortable, so i'm texting my heather, thank you girl... and thinking up ways to escape, he asks me what some of my pet peeves are, i say feet and lying, dishonesty really gets me. he's cooking and i'm eating and he's not so i start to get concerned that maybe he's slipped something into my food, finally he sits down and scarfs some food like a wild animal and pretty soon we're done. he says we can watch a movie or play strip poker. i say oh i don't know how to play poker, but i need to brush my teeth since we just ate, but i left my toothbrush out in the car, i'll be right back... so i went out to my car and took off like a bat out of hell... so mean i know but i didn't know what else to do...
question: why would someone use someone else's pictures for their profile, did he not think i'd catch on, and was it the meanest thing EVER or was i justified... ps when we walked into his house he locked the door behind me... creeper

9 comments:

the MomBabe said...

Eww! Just, ew.

Marisa Le'rin Salas said...

Ummmmmmmmmmmm
lol...lol...lol...
Ummmmmmmmmmm
Ok hold on are you serious, i would have left once I saw the feet I can't handle that and then the eye thing I am sorry but if he can't look you straight in the face forget it I would have been out of there fast then a bullet

The Wise Family said...

AAAAAAAhahahahah!!!! Lindy, I will have to tell you my ditch story sometime. Totally mean, but TOTALLY justified. :)

Robin said...

Holy wowzers! I'm glad you didn't really suck any balls, cause when you started off with that I was a little concerned.
But, yeah creepster. I'm glad you got outa there.

Heidi said...

CREEPY!!!! He probably has a basement where he keeps all of his "dates". Meet in PUBLIC PLACES girl!! LDS does not always mean normal or safe.

Whetten Family said...

I'd have kicked him in the crotch as I ran out that door! What a creepy wierdo.

No more dates "at the guys house", okay?

Marily said...
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Marily said...

Hi Lindy! First, to Internet dating, I say why not? But, yeah, obviously no more first dates at the guys' house. You were TOTALLY justified for running out. Who cares whether it was mean, because your safety is more important than being mean! Glad you were so smart--toothbrush--genius.

Bingham Family said...

Major crazy. Good for you leaving! That could have gotten scary. Maybe next time meet in public, then you can ditch him earlier! Good luck.